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    :''Some years back, the head of the FBI held a Spoken Word book in his hand and said "This is our number one enemy".  The reason that the government went after David Koresh in Waco, Texas was because he believed in William Branham.  In fact, the FBI found many of message books in the Waco compound.
    :''Some years back, the head of the FBI held a Spoken Word book in his hand and said "This is our number one enemy".  The reason that the government went after David Koresh in Waco, Texas was because he believed in William Branham.  In fact, the FBI found many of message books in the Waco compound.
    =The real scoop on Fort Knox=
    According to Willard Collins (pastor at the Branham Tabernacle in Jeffersonville, IN), Fort Knox is an empty building, there is not a single brick of gold there. The government transfers empty cars to and from Ft. Knox so that the public will remain unaware that the Catholic Church took possession of the gold that used to be in Fort Knox. (this was told over the pulpit and related by Willard Collin's grandson).


    =Watch out for strangers coming into your church to take pictures=
    =Watch out for strangers coming into your church to take pictures=


    :A stranger walked into a message church and started to take pictures of everybody who is sitting there.  It turned out that the photographer was a Jesuit...
    :A stranger walked into a message church and started to take pictures of everybody who is sitting there.  It turned out that the photographer was a Jesuit...

    Revision as of 00:28, 16 July 2013

    There are a number of stories that are told by message ministers or that circulate from one message believer to another that are myths or urban legends. Please send us an email if you know of one of these "fairy tales" and we will add it to our collection.

    The Pope and the Message Book

    The story goes something like this (fill in the blanks):

    Some years back, Pope __________ (insert name of pope) came to __________ (insert name of country). He held a Spoken Word book in his hand and said "This is our number one enemy".

    The Head of the FBI and the Message Book

    This is the American version of the pope story:

    Some years back, the head of the FBI held a Spoken Word book in his hand and said "This is our number one enemy". The reason that the government went after David Koresh in Waco, Texas was because he believed in William Branham. In fact, the FBI found many of message books in the Waco compound.

    The real scoop on Fort Knox

    According to Willard Collins (pastor at the Branham Tabernacle in Jeffersonville, IN), Fort Knox is an empty building, there is not a single brick of gold there. The government transfers empty cars to and from Ft. Knox so that the public will remain unaware that the Catholic Church took possession of the gold that used to be in Fort Knox. (this was told over the pulpit and related by Willard Collin's grandson).


    Watch out for strangers coming into your church to take pictures

    A stranger walked into a message church and started to take pictures of everybody who is sitting there. It turned out that the photographer was a Jesuit...