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There are rumors circulating on the internet that some message churches are prosecuting ex-message believers for defamation.  This is a complete hoax.  We appreciate that we are the worst nightmare that a message minister can imagine.  But we aren't going away.  None of them would dare go on the witness stand and give testimony under oath.
There are rumors circulating on the internet that some message churches are prosecuting ex-message believers for defamation.  This is a complete hoax.  We appreciate that we are the worst nightmare that a message minister can imagine.  But we aren't going away.  None of them would dare go on the witness stand and give testimony under oath.
=Message miracles=
During a flood in Africa, a walking bridge was overflowed with water.  Needing to cross the dangerous stream, a message follower struck the water with his coat and screamed, "Where is the God of Elijah?"  The water stopped flowing while he walked across.  The water started flowing as soon as he had crossed the stream.  The people on the bank tried the same thing, but to no avail.


=Stories involving the Pope=
=Stories involving the Pope=